A Chukkle or Two from McGoo

Ma and I ran into our School-Marm friend, ole Sharron Data, that teaches grade school at the Granite Canyon Elementary School.

She told us about a Teacher's Conference she had attended in Detroit during the summer break.

She had gotten into a discussion with a male teacher from Flagstaff, Arizona and the question of whether men enjoy sex more than women do came up.

 

The feller commented that men obviously enjoy sex more “That's why we're always so obsessed with getting laid. She told us her reply, “That doesn't prove anything, think about this: when your ear itches you put your finger in and wiggle it around, then pull it out.” “Which feels better: your ear or your finger?”

 

Kinda sounded to me like maybe Sharron should be teaching Adult Night School instead of Grade School.

Speaking of Sharron Data, she told Ma that she would be turning 32 at her next birthday. I interjected that she should party hard since the party would be so short. She asked why would I think the party would be short? I replied, “Because it's your thirty-second birthday.”

And finally, I’ll leave you with this…  The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Think of this; Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he was always drunk!

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